ever have one of those days?

[emmasmommy]

one of those days where you just wish you hadn't ever gotten out of bed?
yup, having one today.
tell me a joke or something funny, PLEASE

[scrappinsweetie]

hugs girl, it is going around that is for sure. i had one of those days for the past 2, yes TWO, days now. i hope it gets better

[Misty Cato]

Friend of mine posted this on facebook. I thought it was hilarious.

I figured out why I'm so fat. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, "for extra volume and body." Going to start using Dawn dishwashing soap. It says, "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."
~ author unknown

Sorry you are having a rough day.

[emmasmommy]

lololol this is cute, misty!

[scrappinsweetie]

that is too cute!!!! rotfl.

[heathergw]

oh that's hilarious Misty!

[deepounds]

Too funny, Misty! That's definitely one I'm going to keep on hand for a laugh - sounds like several of us were needing that today!

[lauren grier]

i have had many of those days of late

here's a joke from connor.. i apologize.

knock knock
who's there
cheese
cheese who
cheese to meet you.


im not sure he gets how it works still but he's getting closer. haha

[Lyd]

Sorry you're having a bad day Laura. I can't really say that I'm having "one of those days," but I haven't gotten out of bed yet. I'm probably not going to be able to avoid it for much longer.

[deepounds]

Originally Posted by lauren grier

i have had many of those days of late

here's a joke from connor.. i apologize.

knock knock
who's there
cheese
cheese who
cheese to meet you.


im not sure he gets how it works still but he's getting closer. haha

LOL! No apologies needed . . . I love it when it's obvious they're trying but just aren't quite there yet!

[taracotta7]

How about I just call you Hooker and it makes your day all better?

Sorry Laura. I need you happy because then you crack me up. ((HUGS))

Maybe listen to some of your music and get hooked on a song. You will share it either here or on FB and totally MAKE me go purchase it. I am just sure of it. That should make you feel better. You get to chill with music and then MAKE me spend more money. win/win

[emmasmommy]

i love you guys. thank you!

[Beth Swann]

Here's an e-mail I received from my aunt (some of it is cheese and some of it is worth a chuckle):

What a retired husband does:

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.

Dear Mrs.Fletch

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Fletch, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying
and screamed, ' Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by
using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'


And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the
clerks passed out.