Reasons why being a single parent is tough..

[lauren grier]

(this is mostly silly LOL )


#1 Tooth pulling.
I can not stomach teeth. At all. Really. Vomit happens. Being trapped alone inside my apartment with a kid with a tooth dangling from his mouth is pretty high up there on the horrific scale. If I had a husband, I'd send them off somewhere to rip it out together far far out of eye/ear shot. I repeat.Vomit.


#2 Those Days Children are just plain annoying.
There's no one else here for me to say.. dude, deal with the boy.. .and I'm not allowed to bite him when he annoys me.


#3 Boy......... Things.
This covers everything boy related that I am unfortunately clueless about. Including how to wee and not get it all over the floor.


#4 Wrestling.
This goes with #2.. but in the playful manner. I may be tough. I may be awesome. But at the end of the day I'm still a weenie girl, and if you tackle me enough times I may break.


That's really all there is. At the end of the day, I think I have it pretty good & I wouldn't change a thing :] Kid and I are awesome.. We could take on the whole world ^_^ ... As long as he gets that $#^@##%@$@ tooth out of his mouth. Cause really. VOMIT. He thinks it's a bag of laughs to come stand 2 inches from me and pull on it so I gag.