So a frog walks into a bank.

[LenaGardner]

he hops up to the teller and tells the lady...

"Hi I'm Kermit Jagger and I'd like a loan."

and she says,

"Hi, I'm Patricia Whack and I'd love to help you. But you can't have a loan without collateral."

and he says,

"Oh, that won't be a problem. I have this ceramic elephant, see?"

and she says,

"Mr. Jagger that won't really be enough. It has no value."

and he says, (in true Lena fashion I might add),

"Let me speak with your supervisor."

So Patricia Whack gets her supervisor and explains the situation. She tells the bank manager,

"This frog says he needs a loan and all he has is this---I don't even know what this is--for collateral."

The bank manager says,

"It's a knick knack Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

[SweetMelissa]

That was cute.

[MommaTrish]

lol

[rachaelsscraps]

omg, that's cute

[scrapperjade]

My uncle tells this joke - it always made me laugh! TFS!

[ariesfl326]

LOL...cute

[Gemma]

Hehe, I liked that!

[heathergw]

LOL, too cute!

[MamaBee]

*snort*

[glumirk]

haha! Love it! I had to send it along to my joke-loving friends.

[eranslow]

lol! awesome joke!!

[ColleenSwerb]

*giggles* I totally saw that coming, and I still laughed

[LenaGardner]

I was in a weird mood today and I remembered that joke outta nowhere. And, I am avoiding work. And packing.

[jaylensmom]

lol lena...that's my giggle for the day

[Jengerbread88]

Hahahahahahahaha
(comes up for air)
ahahahahahaha

That was cute.

[nun69]

HAHAHAHA.TOO CUTE!

[g8rbeckie]

LOL!!!

soooo cute!

[strawberryredhead]

I needed that! lol

[Sasha]

thanks for the laugh this morning!

[Scrapper007]

Cute!!

[HeatherB]

*giggle*