I am now accepting..

[lauren grier]

marriage proposals.. ^_^

since annie said the "timing is not right" ..

everyone needs to get to woo'ing la..


whoever is the best at woo'ing... will not only win my heart, but I'll offer up a free product of your choice to the "winner" haha



I'll be waiting.


ready

set

go

[Tracie Stroud]

There. I win.

[lauren grier]

haha well that is going to be a tough one to beat.. LOL

[Tracie Stroud]

[Libby Pritchett]

So are you and Shawna divorced now? You two seemed so perfect together.

[Shawna Clingerman]

Originally Posted by Libby Weifenbach

So are you and Shawna divorced now? You two seemed so perfect together.

Um.... THANK YOU libster for pointing out the obvious here....


.... sigh... i was just making a todo list for the night, i guess i'm going to have to add "Cry into your pillow for hours on end" to the list....

wow, worst breakup ever...

[lauren grier]

lol lol

shawna dearie.. we have that understanding remember... anyway, you cheat on me all the time. I have lots of love to spread around.. it's only fair.

[Libby Pritchett]

So, uh, Shawna...

How YOU doin'??? *wink* You want some fries with that shake, baby?

(I figure you're single and all)

[Shawna Clingerman]

the only thing i understand right now... is that i was blissfully married to you one second... and suddenly i'm getting replaced by some other ho!

sigh...

[lauren grier]

well that IS what happens when I am neglected...

[Shawna]

Originally Posted by psalm149

There. I win.

mmm I want me one of those La's going to have to share

[Shawna Clingerman]

Originally Posted by Libby Weifenbach

So, uh, Shawna...

How YOU doin'??? *wink* You want some fries with that shake, baby?

(I figure you're single and all)

Ohhh libby baby! I've always thought you were super hot! lets flirt and make lauren jealous... um.. i mean... lauren who!?!

(see la! i can replace you too!)

[Shawna Clingerman]

Originally Posted by lauren grier

well that IS what happens when I am neglected...

um... yeah if neglected means loved and cherished unconditionally!

[Libby Pritchett]

I can be just as fun as La. And *I* wouldn't stray. Of course, I don't look half as hot with pink hair as she does. I hope that won't be an issue.

[Robin Carlton]

Originally Posted by Shawna Clingerman

Ohhh libby baby! I've always thought you were super hot! lets flirt and make lauren jealous... um.. i mean... lauren who!?!

(see la! i can replace you too!)

At the risk of making Bean and Lyle jealous... I have some fresh mixed brownie batter I'd gladly smear all over your tatas if you're into that sort of thing Shawna...

[Jennifer]

Originally Posted by Robin Carlton

At the risk of making Bean and Lyle jealous... I have some fresh mixed brownie batter I'd gladly smear all over your tatas if you're into that sort of thing Shawna...

OMGosh!!!!!! LMAO!!!!

[Libby Pritchett]

Originally Posted by Robin Carlton

At the risk of making Bean and Lyle jealous... I have some fresh mixed brownie batter I'd gladly smear all over your tatas if you're into that sort of thing Shawna...

Now how can I get in on THAT action? Brownies? I'm there.

[Shawna Clingerman]

Originally Posted by Libby Weifenbach

I can be just as fun as La. And *I* wouldn't stray. Of course, I don't look half as hot with pink hair as she does. I hope that won't be an issue.

I DO have a thing for the pink hair! But, I'll totally trade the not straying thing for the pink hair.

PLUS you totally have the glasses, so we're golden!

[lauren grier]

Originally Posted by Shawna Clingerman

(see la! i can replace you too!)

oh pfft whateverz... I am irreplaceable and you know it

[Shawna Clingerman]

Originally Posted by Robin Carlton

At the risk of making Bean and Lyle jealous... I have some fresh mixed brownie batter I'd gladly smear all over your tatas if you're into that sort of thing Shawna...

HAHAHA!!! WOOO!!! I AM into that sort of thing! (yummmm) Heck, Lyle and Bean can play too, and my new fling Libster of course...

la... are you interested in 10 tatas and some chocolate batter??

[melmos75]

Wow - La started the thread and Shawna is gettin' hit on more. What a blow!

[lauren grier]

shawna is an attention whore.. that's all. I'm use to it.. do you see what I have to put up with lol

[Shawna Clingerman]

Originally Posted by lauren grier

shawna is an attention whore.. that's all. I'm use to it.. do you see what I have to put up with lol

i forgive you la, we say things we don't mean when our hearts are hurting...

[lauren grier]

pfft..

yeh..

that.


look how quickly you jumped on board with the tatas and brownies.

I feel no remorse.

you didn't even fight for me.



see what I mean about being neglected.

[Shawna Clingerman]

TATAS and BROWNIES la....

really... need I say more....

[Libby Pritchett]

Well in Shawna's defense, it IS hard to resist tatas and brownies. I mean seriously, you can't possibly blame her for that.

We know where her heart lies (I have a feeling I'm a rebound fling.)

[lauren grier]

even shawna admits you guys proved my point for me


now everyone get back to woo'ing me lol

[Melissa Bennett]

Ya, sorry La, but tata's and brownies, well who can blame her.

[Brandy]

o.m.g i'm in tears over here you guys are hilarious lol.

oh and I totally don't count for the free product but what about:

[AnnieBananie]

*stares deep into your eyes*

*commences sending you obscure subliminal messages having nothing to do with this thread*


"Monkeys make fine pets"

"Buy all ConAgra products"

"Annie deserves stuff from you because she is a shameless whore and/or mooch and took a jock strap to the face earlier"

"OJ Simpson wears ladies underpants... very large ladies underpants"

"You will stop smoking crack"

"You will start smoking crack"

"Now you will stop again"

"Change your name to Ortho Evra"

"Pretend to be a moose... or mousse, your choice"

"You will stop stalking Jared Leto"

"Or will you?"

"Oh yes, Annie can go on like this forever..."

[AnnieBananie]

Oh yes and...

"You will build a shriiiiine to Richard Simmons... a fanciful, flamboyant shrine"

[meems]

designers gone wild

will there be a video coming soon?

[Shawna Clingerman]

Originally Posted by AnnieBananie

*stares deep into your eyes*

*commences sending you obscure subliminal messages having nothing to do with this thread*


"Monkeys make fine pets"

"Buy all ConAgra products"

"Annie deserves stuff from you because she is a shameless whore and/or mooch and took a jock strap to the face earlier"

"OJ Simpson wears ladies underpants... very large ladies underpants"

"You will stop smoking crack"

"You will start smoking crack"

"Now you will stop again"

"Change your name to Ortho Evra"

"Pretend to be a moose... or mousse, your choice"

"You will stop stalking Jared Leto"

"Or will you?"

"Oh yes, Annie can go on like this forever..."

i just laughed so freaking hard! ...i'm pretty sure annie's been eating the brownies....

[Melissa Bennett]

Um, isn't that video already on youtube?

[KristinCB]

Originally Posted by meems

designers gone wild

will there be a video coming soon?

you've never seen it???

[Melissa Bennett]

Originally Posted by Shawna Clingerman

i'm pretty sure annie's been eating the brownies....

Oh!!!!!!!!!! Those kind of brownies!!!!

[OrianaVianey]

Ohh dear LA, I have several posibilities for you

1. Someone Young


2. Someone experenced


3. A little hippie


4. Someone who likes music


5. Maybe someone full of Christmas Spirit


Or just maybe someone who a strong family values and you just want to meet his parents

[AnnieBananie]

I have indeed been eating brownies... delightfully chocolatey brownies.

Chocolicious even.

*subliminal messages to Shawna*

"To Numa or not to Numa... that is the question"

"You like big butts and you cannot lie."

"Drink more prune juice"

[wildblueeyez]

Originally Posted by OrianaVianey

Or just maybe someone who a strong family values and you just want to meet his parents

I say go for this young one - he's HUNG LOL....




I can only say that my dowry only includes 4 goats.....I'm cheap

[AnnieBananie]

Originally Posted by OrianaVianey

Or just maybe someone who a strong family values and you just want to meet his parents

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA, I love how the goat looks so happy with that friggen LOGGING CHAIN around his neck

Farmer Brown: That's right Goatsley... it smiles and looks happy or it gets the hose again!

Goat: Maaaaahbleeaaatwaaaah

Mrs. Brown: Shhhh, I don't want him to beat me again... just do as you're told.

[AnnieBananie]

Originally Posted by wildblueeyez

I can only say that my dowry only includes 4 goats.....I'm cheap

Daaang, mine's only 1 goat and 2 chickens.... but I'm sure DH would sell me for just a chicken.

[AnnieBananie]

[Shawna Clingerman]

so la... it's me... the emo goat... or the hung goat with family values...

gosh decisions decisions....

[SamaraGugler]

I know that you'll make a good choice no matter what....

[**Holly**]

OMG this thread is freaking hilarious!!!

[Shawna Clingerman]

Originally Posted by SamaraGugler

I know that you'll make a good choice no matter what....

Samara - did you actually MAKE that card??? I may have to two time on libs... and robin, and bean and lyle... and la... with you, because thats HOT

[SamaraGugler]

Hell yeah I made it!!! LOL

I made it cause I'm secretly in love with YOU!!!


Thank you.

[Paula]

Here he is for ya La, and he's all wet and hot!!

[Paula]

And here he is all shirtless asking "Where's my baby La when I need her?"

[Christy Lyle]

Originally Posted by Robin Carlton

At the risk of making Bean and Lyle jealous... I have some fresh mixed brownie batter I'd gladly smear all over your tatas if you're into that sort of thing Shawna...

And here I thought that brownie batter was *just* for me...but I'm willing to share the lovin with Bean, Shawna and Libby