Check out this website!!

[EveRecinella]

It is HIL-A-RIOUS!

textsfromlastnight.com

[Siryn]

I'm so addicted to checking out that site every day. One of my recent faves was "My mouth tastes like poor choices."

Some really funny stuff posted on there.

[ColleenSwerb]

It's my absolute favorite website right now. My friends and I post texts from there on each other's facebook pages all day long, lol.

Like this one. DIED laughing.
(801): see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
(1-801): wait.... you do what?

[EveRecinella]

Best one EVA! LOL

(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.

[Nettio]

I'd never seen that site before but omg, people are crazy! hahaha

This one cracked me up:
(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

[Jennifer]

LOL!!!

(216): when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
(1-216): damn...impressive bar tab
(216): no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer

[ColleenSwerb]

Originally Posted by EveRecinella

Best one EVA! LOL

Omg Eve, my bro and I DIED with that one!

Honestly, I spend way too much reading through them. If you have hours to kill, just keep going through the pages. check the archives too, there is some funny sh*t on that site, lol.

[Darcy Baldwin]

You must be a loser if:

(303): My hand turned me down


Okay - I know - raunchy, but I laughed out loud at that one!

[ColleenSwerb]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Darcy almost the whole site is raunchy, lol. That's why I find it so hysterical! Plus, lots of memories of college.

[aggiefamily]

(281): How do you j**k off and text at the same time?
(1-281): On my iPhone they have an app for that

That made me laugh!

And this one:
(918): Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance

[kscwgirl]

I am dying. I love this site.

(650): Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm

(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

(802): Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
(802): Tonite tequila might call you
(802): Be prepared

k, cannot stop giggling.