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I pretty much love him... shriveled 69-year-old dingy and all.
Oh, I went there.
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here's to the co-founder of my action jeans clothing line.
 happy birthday, carlos ray.
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03-11-2009, 03:51 PM
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Wow I can't believe he is 69! Whenever someone asks what my son's name is and we say "Walker", 90% of the time they respond with "Like Walker Texas Ranger?!!". Yes. Yes, you are so right. We named our son after Chuck Norris. LOL. Dh and I got tired of explaining that it is dh's middle name so now we just say "Yea, we are huge Chuck Norris fans." and walk away.
 Anywho, my dh loves Chuck Norris jokes (but not enough to name our son after him, I swear Walker is dh's middle name. LOL). Want to hear a funny one he told me yesterday? "Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris punched himself out of the womb...hence the name C Section" hhahaahaa. Ok, maybe it's not THAT funny, but most of the Chuck jokes are super dumb so I cracked up when I heard that one. lol.
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It was actually yesterday, and it was also Osama Bin Laden's birthday, hah. I found it ironic.
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Wow 69....holy crap, he doesn't "seem" that old!
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He's so tough - He thinks he can be the President of Texas!
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Chuck Norris walks on water AND swims on land.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.... twice. If you have $5 and CN has $5... Chuck has more money. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Don't forget the best one...
Chuck Norris CAN touch this (so THERE MC Hammer!)
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Oh oh oh... and he CAN believe it's not butter.
LOL
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03-11-2009, 05:40 PM
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Chuck Norris CAN eat just one.
... and he's still hot! lol
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Oh, and I'm waiting for the Huckabee/Norris ticket in 2012.
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LOL on that...thanks for the link! That'd be something...honna have to tell my grandma her neighbor is talking about becoming Prez of the Rep of TX....that'd probably help her real estate value ROTFL.
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