Tell me something funny...

[profiler_mar]

I had a horrible day at work today and need some laughs! Anything funny you want to share?

[Sharon Kay]

awwww ....how about this ... the favorite and most frequent saying on our GPS ...

[Sharon Kay]

...or how about this one ... (I could use a laugh today too)...

[Sharon Kay]

...and for our military families that need a quick giggle ...

[Sharon Kay]

oh my gosh I am having some fun now ...

[profiler_mar]

Sharon these made me laugh out loud! Thank you!!!!

[BrattyMeg]

Originally Posted by Sharon Kay

oh my gosh I am having some fun now ...

haha i like this one

[scrapperjade]

My DH loves the comic strip over at XKCD, and sometimes they actually make sense to me too (lol)... here is one of my recent favorites:

[scrappurple]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! I needed these too!

[lovely1m]

Originally Posted by Sharon Kay

...and for our military families that need a quick giggle ...

When we did our field training last month, I was laughing cause I kept getting text messages telling me things rather than getting calls on the radio I had strapped to my head. So I was thinking along these lines.

[AlliJ2008]

These are too funny! Thanks for sharing since I needed a laugh today too!

[Beth Swann]

I saw this on a kid's shirt at my kids' school the other and posted it as my FB status.

New research shows 5 out of 4 people have problems with fractions.

Well, it seemed appropriate in a school setting anyway... :-)

[Sharon Kay]

Glad you liked them ...

[Sharon Kay]

Originally Posted by FlirtatiousBrat

haha i like this one

I had to explain that one to my 15yo ... all he knows is that we have always (except once) built our own desktops ... so he didn't know what a Dell was.

[profiler_mar]

Oh ladies, *snort* thank you all for making me laugh! <3

[Beth Swann]

I can't help but add a few videos of our favorite comedian Brian Regan. We love quoting his act all the time around here. He always gives us a good laugh. (please ignore all the commercials preceding the videos)

http://comedians.jokes.com/brianegan...eat-a-pop-tart

http://comedians.jokes.com/brianegan...lo-cranberries

http://comedians.jokes.com/brianegan...negan---flying

And here's my favorite:

http://comedians.jokes.com/brianegan...---show-horses

[g8rbeckie]

Originally Posted by Beth Swann

I saw this on a kid's shirt at my kids' school the other and posted it as my FB status.

New research shows 5 out of 4 people have problems with fractions.

Well, it seemed appropriate in a school setting anyway... :-)

I like that one! a similar one is:

There are 3 kinds of people in the world: those who can do math, and those who can't.

[jessica31876]

OK a conversation with my husband when we were in the hospital:

Him: (looking at the clock) You see that long hand on the clock?
Me: Yes...why?
Him: When it goes around one time it is one minute.
Me: You're kidding right?
Him: No...I counted. It is sixty seconds each time it goes around one time.
Me: (trying REALLY HARD not to laugh at him) Ummm you think that might be why it is called a SECOND HAND?? LOL
Him: Oh yea I guess that makes sense.
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Ok another conversation this time with my son when he was talking in his sleep. He will talk back sometimes when he does if you ask him questions.

My son: She is coming over here.
Me: Who is Matthew?
Him: The Magic Midget.
Me: Ummm WHO???
Him: You know her. The Magic Midget.
Me: Hmmm ok....what is she doing?
Him: She is using her water power.

I have absolutely no idea what all that meant though. When I asked him the next day he did not remember the conversation.

[Libby Pritchett]

Originally Posted by Beth Swann

I can't help but add a few videos of our favorite comedian Brian Regan. We love quoting his act all the time around here. He always gives us a good laugh. (please ignore all the commercials preceding the videos)

http://comedians.jokes.com/brianegan...eat-a-pop-tart

http://comedians.jokes.com/brianegan...lo-cranberries

http://comedians.jokes.com/brianegan...negan---flying

And here's my favorite:

http://comedians.jokes.com/brianegan...---show-horses

OMG BETH! So glad to have found another Brian Regan fan. He's our absolute FAVORITE!!! We quote his acts daily in our house. "How many outs Brian?" "Grape!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Sharon Kay]

Originally Posted by jessica31876

OK a conversation with my husband when we were in the hospital:

Him: (looking at the clock) You see that long hand on the clock?
Me: Yes...why?
Him: When it goes around one time it is one minute.
Me: You're kidding right?
Him: No...I counted. It is sixty seconds each time it goes around one time.
Me: (trying REALLY HARD not to laugh at him) Ummm you think that might be why it is called a SECOND HAND?? LOL
Him: Oh yea I guess that makes sense.

Ok ... you were in the hospital ... becauseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Dementia? JK

It scares me sometimes when dh comes up with something like this ... and I start thinking that I trust this man to make a living and support us ... how???