This is awesome

[Priscilla]

Really.

It is.

Truths for Mature Humans



1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.



2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.



3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.



4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.



5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?



6. Was learning cursive really necessary?



7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.



8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.



9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.



10. Bad decisions make good stories.



11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.



12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.



13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.



14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this – ever.



15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?



16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.



17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.



18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.



19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.



20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.



21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.



22. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.



23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.



24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.



25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?



26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!



27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.



28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?



29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.



30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.



31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.



32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

[lauren grier]

hehe

[LenaGardner]

LOL!

[breakingbrie]

Thanks, I really needed that giggle - but 29 really made me laugh out loud!! I hate that feeling

Oh, these are too true, too true.

[[michele]]

Hi-larious - tfs!!

[Traci Reed]

*snort* I think I relate to every single one of these!

[Priscilla]

I was telling SHawna that #15 is my favorite. Gets me everytime. And they aren't ALWAYS leaving VM, are they?!

[Ebony]

Hahaha! This is gold.

[Kjersti]

Needed a good laugh! Thanks.

[coopert]

He he he, these are great. I needed a giggle.

[kristine]

Ha ha! Love these

[Jen22]

And with that - I end a pretty awesome day! Thanks for the giggle before bed!

[jacinda]

Ha! These are priceless. And completely true.

[FireWolf]

TFS! This is going to keep a smile on my face all day long.

[heathergw]

LOL this is awesome, pretty sure I relate to all of these

[ZaCola3]

As a High School teacher...this one CRACKS me up-'cause I think it daily!
28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

[Gemma]

31 is so me!

OH will ask the time, I'll look, not answer him, and he'll have to ask again which then means I need to check the time again.

[junebug]

lol!! i can relate to all of them!
but numbers 7 and 20 *snort* so true!

[~Julie~]

Those were hilarious... I love the Mapquest one

[ChristyHC]

Great! Made me laugh while my ds was screaming in time-out and I was working hard to ignore him.

[taracotta7]

Hysterical! I had to copy it so I could send it off to a few friends! Thanks for sharing!

[mlrw70]

That is great!!!!!

[Penny Springmann]

LOL...so true!

[HeatherKS]

For real. ROFL I especially love the Google maps one since we *always* seem to find that part of town while on vacation. lol

[Jengerbread88]

I love Aaron Karo (the guy who wrote these). His Ruminations emails are always hilarious. I think they come out monthly.

[jessica31876]

#7 so true!! And what I really love is when I use mapquest it has me make like five turns going some weird way out of my neighborhood when to get to the main street that goes through this area I only need to make a left from my driveway and then a left on that road.

[scrapperjade]

Omgoodness - so funny!! I'm LOVING #7 - so true!!

[meems]

omigosh, these made me laugh so hard, thx!

totally agree about the cursive one & the mapquest one

[g8rbeckie]

Thanks Priscilla!! I lOVE those!

[joelsgirl]

I'm SO glad you shared that. It gave me a good gigle.

[laurabobaura]

<3

[Stacey42]

The Mapquest one is the bane of my existane because Mapquest cannot actually find my house & picks a random spot to start from & then sends me down dirt roads unnecessarily to get to the main road.

My freezer has a light. I thought that was a common feature

[GlitterQueen]

This is really funny! I think #1, 2 and 4 are my faves. I had to send this to some people at work.

[Kiki]

Too good!

[Susan Bartolini]

LOL! My favs:

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this – ever.

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

[WalkersMommy]

hahahha! TFS, I literally lol'd