Clumsy much?

[craftytam]

I've always been clumsy. As a kid, I fractured my arms several times, even broke my left elbow and right wrist at the same time...that was a sight! I could go on & on about my clumsy moves. I tripped over a parking block and broke my elbow. I slipped on stairs at my friend's house, sprained my ankle & that led to blood clots
So, my latest clumsy move was last night. I was eating popcorn and dropped a piece. I reached to pick it up, but had to stretch a little to reach it. I was leaning over the arm of my office chair with one leg up on the chair and all of a sudden had extreme pain in my side. Like, pain where I couldn't speak for a minute. ... I think I've cracked a rib! LOL! Fun stuff. No yoga for me for a while.
Are you willing to share your clumsy moves? Or, are you graceful as a gazelle and never do stupid things like me?? Please share