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Valgal Sweet Talker Registered: October 2007 Location: Beautiful Colorado Posts: 4,020	This layout features a new release product - Heather Roselli's Duck Weather kit Sugar Free #42 Duck Weather - Heather Roselli the title is actually a font called Painty Paint. I?ve never been a huge fan of birds in the first place. They?re unpredictable and down-right creepy, in my opinion. But certain events have made it very clear to be that birds are completely evil. When I was in middle school I was walking to a friend?s house after school and a bird just totally dive-bombed us, trying to peck us on the heads. We screamed and ran and it pursued us, diving and pecking. I once got a little too close to a swan at one of our favorite nature preserves and it spread out it?s ginormous wings and lunged at me. Last year I got up quite early on a Saturday for a bike ride down my favorite path, and along the way I came across some geese. Oh no! I very carefully tried to sneak past, but one raced after me anyway and popped me in the leg. Ouch! There is a dairy farm that John and the kids and I like to visit in the summer, but the place is crawling with farm birds. They are everywhere and I break out in a cold sweat every time. One time John thought it would be funny to hold me down and call the birds. I thought I was going to cry. He is a sick sick man.
	· Date: Thu May 1, 2008 · Views: 590 ·
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Joan

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Registered: November 2007
Location: Vancouver, Canada
Posts: 1,882

Thu May 1, 2008 12:52pm

Aww, you and birds clearly are not a match, Val! I love 'em, but we all have our own unique fears. I'll admit this cracked me up a bit, mainly because your overall layout is so darn cute, but I'm sure you don't feel that way! Great job on this challenge!

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DawnMarch

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Registered: March 2008
Location: sunny southwest
Posts: 4,339

Thu May 1, 2008 1:42pm

LOL! Love your title and journaling. We've been having a bird battle here (they kept wanting to build a nest on our porch and we kept fighting them off) so I agree that they are evil!

Bannerwoman

Sweetie Pie

Registered: April 2008
Location: Canada
Posts: 35

Thu May 1, 2008 2:34pm

lol....I totally understand. A real good friend of mine has a total fear of birds! She hasn't had much luck with them either! Great page to scrap!

lauren grier

you're like stars

Registered: January 2007
Location: mars.
Posts: 16,111

Fri May 2, 2008 6:56am

lol I'm cracking up... sounds like the birds really aren't too nice to you

Sari

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Registered: February 2007
Location: FL
Posts: 1,117

Fri May 2, 2008 7:59am

LMAO! You definitely have ample reason to NOT like birds! Your journaling is great! Thanks for playing along.

scarletsierra

Sweet Talker

Registered: March 2008
Location: FL
Posts: 1,744

Tue May 6, 2008 8:35pm

LOL! Looove the journaling and title here!

scrappychic

Sweet Talker

Registered: February 2007
Location: Bay Area, CA
Posts: 1,483

Thu May 8, 2008 8:39am

LMAO! This is great! Awesome journaling!

uptowngirl

Sugar Rush

Registered: February 2008
Location: shopping someplace in NJ...
Posts: 552

Fri May 9, 2008 6:10am

Oh my... that was funny at the end about him holding you down... well, i am sure it wasn't funny for you at the time or even now... I am not a huge fan of birds myself. I like them but at a distance or in a cage! The LO is great though and I love the "Do not" logo over the bird - cracking me up!!

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