Does your state have crazy requirements?

[Darcy Baldwin]

In working on a layout this afternoon, I jokingly referred to the Texas Constitutional requirement that you photograph each of your children in front of BlueBonnets and post them prominently in your home.

It took 8 years, but we finally did it this past spring - I got both of the boys (but did forget to get them together) in front of bluebonnets - not a proper field because we didn't find one, but at least in front of a decent display at our town park that is sewn every year.

Do you have quirky 'reqiurements' from your state like that?

[digideb]

It's illegal to eat fried chicken with a fork! LOL What are they gonna do? It's crazy! lol

[MandaBean]

What in the hell? The only requirement Georgia has is that you cannot marry your first cousin, but second and third are encouraged.

[Darcy Baldwin]

It's not a REAL bylaw, just sort of an understood one ROFL You'll see families all over with pics in their homes of their kids in front of bluebonnets. And in the spring, along highways and embankments and parks, everywhere there are bluebonnets, you'll see people gathered, photographing their families in the bluebonnets.

[pbumbaca]

You laugh Darcy but the one thing I really wanted when I went to TX was to take pics of Blue Bonnets and of course they weren't in bloom!

[Leila]

Originally Posted by Darcy Baldwin

In working on a layout this afternoon, I jokingly referred to the Texas Constitutional requirement that you photograph each of your children in front of BlueBonnets and post them prominently in your home.

It took 8 years, but we finally did it this past spring - I got both of the boys (but did forget to get them together) in front of bluebonnets - not a proper field because we didn't find one, but at least in front of a decent display at our town park that is sewn every year.

Do you have quirky 'reqiurements' from your state like that?

I can't think of any unwritten rules for Wisconsin at the moment...but I did manage to skip the Bluebonnet requirement when we were in Texas, lol!

[Paula]

Well, I find this law stupid considering prostitution is legal in my state. Not that I have any of the below mentioned items, I just find it stupid in a state that has legalized prostitution.
"It is unlawful to purchase sex toys."

Oh and how can I forget this one:
"It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway."

[Sarah8914]

Maybe I'm crazy because I've lived in texas my whole life (okay... minus 5 years) and have never heard of that ever! Nor have I seen people taking pictures!!!

[AmyM]

We don't care if it's Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, Sprite, Sunkist, etc...
It is called coke. Or co-cola.

BBQ in the eastern part of the state (where I am) must have yellow sauce.
western part is red/dark sauce and each one thinks it has the best BBQ. Truly though, we do Oh and BBQ means only pork. Like pulled pork, pork ribs, etc.. no other meat is called that or referred to by BBQ. We call is cooking out or grilling or something. bar b que is a specific term referring to pork meat, not cooking. LOL

[Darcy Baldwin]

LOLOL Sarah - it's not a REAL law -

You've NEVER driven over on Spring Valley and Parker? (maybe not), but there's a steep incline/embankment by the big church there that has bluebonnets every year, and we've always seen families there. There's a big huge field next to an old barn where someone has sewn bluebonnets on purpose within the fences along 281 near Lampassas I think. Man...there are cars there EVERYWHERE during the spring when they're in bloom - everyone wanting to get that shot that you always see on paintings in folksy places around the state - (you know, the ones on sawblades and mailboxes?). And along 35/45 - we've always seen families pulled over taking shots.

[ScrappinFlo]

Well, this is a real doozy in the neighboring city where I used to live. Supposed to be a city ordinance. Can't eat ice cream on the sidewalk. Party poopers.

[ColleenSwerb]

I think Maryland's must be "All seafood and seafood related items must be smothered in Old Bay seasoning." Or "Blue crabs are the best thing since sliced bread." (Except they aren't. They come from the bay EW and aren't worth the effort to get their measley meat from them.)

I'm convinced Jordan has burned off his taste buds from excess Old Bay which only makes it worse so he adds 10x more than is necessary.

[Julie Billingsley]

well, it's kinda illegal to have a fake Christmas tree in Oregon. Everyone thinks you are crazy if you do. We are surrounded by gorgeous evergreens but I don't actually want one in my house. I've had several tree accidents inside (tree fallen over, tipped out yucky water and ruined a carpet) and I am actually allergic (if I touch it). So we have a fake one, but darn if people don't act like I've done the unthinkable here in Oregon. LOL

[MandaBean]

Originally Posted by Paula

Well, I find this law stupid considering prostitution is legal in my state. Not that I have any of the below mentioned items, I just find it stupid in a state that has legalized prostitution.
"It is unlawful to purchase sex toys."

Oh and how can I forget this one:
"It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway."

Paula..you know you've been out riding camels to the sex shop to make some hefty purchases! Isn't that what you were locked up for that time? *pees*

[Paula]

OMGosh MANDA! You just revealed my dirty little secrets to the entire SSD community!! ROFLMAO

[lauren grier]

isn't there one about it being illegal to pick the bluebonnets? I remember when we went down on year (my aunt lived in texas) my mom picked a whole bunch & dried them.. and brought them home it was a big hoopla when my aunt found out lol lol


anyway.. silly RI laws..
It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel, even it it is never actually fought.

and

It is illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley..


and one more just for giggles..

It is illegal to wear transparent clothing.

[SamaraGugler]

Originally Posted by MandaBean

Paula..you know you've been out riding camels to the sex shop to make some hefty purchases! Isn't that what you were locked up for that time? *pees*

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!! LOL

[Darcy Baldwin]

Originally Posted by lauren grier

isn't there one about it being illegal to pick the bluebonnets? I remember when we went down on year (my aunt lived in texas) my mom picked a whole bunch & dried them.. and brought them home it was a big hoopla when my aunt found out lol lol

It's actually illegal to pick them from state property -butyou can pick them on private property.

[justmp]

Originally Posted by Darcy Baldwin

It's not a REAL bylaw, just sort of an understood one ROFL

Darcy:
Don't tell my family that it's not an actual law! I have them convinced otherwise, and that's the real reason they cooperate! LOL!

Jodi

[Kat Stokes]

Don't know if any of these are really true or not but here ya go...

In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.

In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.

Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.

In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.

It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.

In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.

California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.

In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.

In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.

In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.

A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.

In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents.

In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.

In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer !

In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.

In Utah, birds have the right of way on any public highway.

In Ohio, one must have a license to keep a bear.

In Tennessee, a law exists which prohibits the sale of bologna (sandwich meat) on Sunday.

In Virginia, the Code of 1930 has a statute which prohibits corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than political candidates.

In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a bridge.

In the State of Kansas, you're not allowed to drive a buffalo through a street.

In Florida, it is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.

In New Jersey, cabbage can't be sold on Sunday.

In Galveston, Texas, it is illegal to have a camel run loose in the street!

In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight.

In Singapore, it is illegal to chew gum.

In Cleveland, Ohio, it is unlawful to leave chewing gum in public places.

In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m.

In New York, it is against the law for children to pick up or collect cigarette and cigar butts.

In Massachusetts, it is against the law to put tomatos in clam chowder.

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In Washington State, you can't carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length.

In San Francisco, there is an ordinance, which bans the picking up and throwing of used confetti.

In Kentucky, it is illegal for a merchant to force a person into his place of business for the purpose of making a sale.

It is against the law in Connecticut for a man to write love letters to a girl whose mother or father has forbidden the relationship.

In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned.

In the state of Colorado, a pet cat, if loose, must have a tail-light !

In Phoenix, Arizona, you can't walk through a hotel lobby with spurs on.

In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.

In Utah, daylight must be visible between dancing couples.

In Michigan, it is against the law for a lady to lift her skirt more than 6 inches while walking through a mud puddle.

In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street.

In Georgia, it's against the law to spread a false rumor.

In West Virginia, one can't cook sauerkraut or cabbage due to the odors and the offence is subject to imprisonment.

In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave.

The law states that more than 3000 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd. at any one time.

In Texas, it is still a "hanging offense" to steal cattle.

[jessica31876]

LMAO yes but old bay is THE BEST!!! and I am from Florida. I love love love blue crabs and shrimp and well just about any other seafood. We use old bay on chicken, steak and hamburger too LOL

Originally Posted by BrodoNY0123

I think Maryland's must be "All seafood and seafood related items must be smothered in Old Bay seasoning." Or "Blue crabs are the best thing since sliced bread." (Except they aren't. They come from the bay EW and aren't worth the effort to get their measley meat from them.)

I'm convinced Jordan has burned off his taste buds from excess Old Bay which only makes it worse so he adds 10x more than is necessary.

[Darcy Baldwin]

Originally Posted by justmp

Darcy:
Don't tell my family that it's not an actual law! I have them convinced otherwise, and that's the real reason they cooperate! LOL!

Jodi

MUWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Darcy Baldwin]

Originally Posted by Kat Stokes

In West Virginia, one can't cook sauerkraut or cabbage due to the odors and the offence is subject to imprisonment.

That should be a "hangin' " offense ROFLOLOLOL

[ColleenSwerb]

Originally Posted by jessica31876

LMAO yes but old bay is THE BEST!!! and I am from Florida. I love love love blue crabs and shrimp and well just about any other seafood. We use old bay on chicken, steak and hamburger too LOL

NO! OLD BAY IS THE DEVIL!

Know what else? Crab meat does not belong on other main food items! Crab does not belong on chicken, or steak or spaghetti, or anything else.

[Tracie Stroud]

Well, you'd better be able to put away at least 5 lbs of crawfish in 30 minutes or you're not a true Louisiana native. lol

[jessica31876]

Ohhhh I seriously love crab in spaghetti. Of course since my husband is originally from Maryland that is probably the reason I love this so much because he always makes it but gosh all of this talk is makin me hungry LOL

Originally Posted by BrodoNY0123

NO! OLD BAY IS THE DEVIL!

Know what else? Crab meat does not belong on other main food items! Crab does not belong on chicken, or steak or spaghetti, or anything else.

[ColleenSwerb]

Oh my good gravy. You've got to be kidding me.

[lisabranka]

okay I had to google this.. Here is a blog site with a whole bunch of silly laws (many have been revoked... I hope)

http://crazytopics.blogspot.com/2007...n-america.html

but my favorite one from my state takes place in Wilbur, WA (about 1.5 hours from where I live)...

It's illegal in Wilbur, Washington, to ride an ugly horse

[ColleenSwerb]

At least they were thinking a little with this one (although obviously not thinking a lot).

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

[jessica31876]

nope not kidding...I do have to love floridas laws on that site though. fishing from a car is illegal while driving? Im wondering is this seriously a problem?

[aggiefamily]

Originally Posted by lauren grier

It is illegal to wear transparent clothing.

Well, I'm not coming to visit you then.

[Voodoo_Bryn]

Okay, so this is how much of a city girl I am... it took me three pages of this thread to figure out that blue bonnets were flowers. I was, like, WTH is a Blue Bonnet?? (other than margarine)

[Paula]

The bluebonnet is the state flower for Texas.

[Stacey42]

Bryn I'm a country girl & my first thought was of children wearin gblue Little House on the Prairie type hats.

In West Virginia, one can't cook sauerkraut or cabbage due to the odors and the offence is subject to imprisonment.

If this were true I'd have turned my mother in DECADES ago!! The smell has always made me so ill I have to leave the building where it is being cooked.

I'm fairly sure there is some sort of regulation around here insisting that if you have a garden you must plant 3x the amount of zucchini you and your immediate neighbors can possibly eat or freeze, forcing you push it on your gardenless co-workers. Same goes for tomatoes.

[junebug]

Originally Posted by Voodoo_Bryn

Okay, so this is how much of a city girl I am... it took me three pages of this thread to figure out that blue bonnets were flowers. I was, like, WTH is a Blue Bonnet?? (other than margarine)

lol! this made me giggle. i had this picture in my head of a field full of tubs of margarine as far as the eye can see.....

[rh_scrapbooker]

Join the club! We bought a fake tree the year we had to take the real tree because it dried out BEFORE christmas, and was a fire hazard. And yes, I live in Oregon too...where Christmas trees a major cash crop export to other states.

Rachel

Originally Posted by juliebee70

well, it's kinda illegal to have a fake Christmas tree in Oregon. Everyone thinks you are crazy if you do. We are surrounded by gorgeous evergreens but I don't actually want one in my house. I've had several tree accidents inside (tree fallen over, tipped out yucky water and ruined a carpet) and I am actually allergic (if I touch it). So we have a fake one, but darn if people don't act like I've done the unthinkable here in Oregon. LOL

[mummytothree]

Originally Posted by lisabranka

okay I had to google this.. Here is a blog site with a whole bunch of silly laws (many have been revoked... I hope)

http://crazytopics.blogspot.com/2007...n-america.html

but my favorite one from my state takes place in Wilbur, WA (about 1.5 hours from where I live)...

It's illegal in Wilbur, Washington, to ride an ugly horse

This is from Ohio's and it's still true...at least in Alliance, Ohio

It is illegal for more than five unrelated women to live in a house.

It goes back to when there were brothels and such. It's a small college town and it's enforced. There are no sorority houses and when you are leasing or renting to the girl's that attend the college in that town you are check up on regularly!!!

[MelissaL88]

Umm...Darcy....I think I should be arrested since I have failed these past 9 years to get pictures of either boy in the Blue Bonnets Although I do have them in proper western duds, as seen in this LO

Here's one of my favs from my adopted state (Texas):
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. LMBO!

followed very closesly by this one:
Clarendon: It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.