Tell me something funny...

[g8rbeckie]

Originally Posted by Beth Swann

I saw this on a kid's shirt at my kids' school the other and posted it as my FB status.

New research shows 5 out of 4 people have problems with fractions.

Well, it seemed appropriate in a school setting anyway... :-)

I like that one! a similar one is:

There are 3 kinds of people in the world: those who can do math, and those who can't.

[jessica31876]

OK a conversation with my husband when we were in the hospital:

Him: (looking at the clock) You see that long hand on the clock?
Me: Yes...why?
Him: When it goes around one time it is one minute.
Me: You're kidding right?
Him: No...I counted. It is sixty seconds each time it goes around one time.
Me: (trying REALLY HARD not to laugh at him) Ummm you think that might be why it is called a SECOND HAND?? LOL
Him: Oh yea I guess that makes sense.
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Ok another conversation this time with my son when he was talking in his sleep. He will talk back sometimes when he does if you ask him questions.

My son: She is coming over here.
Me: Who is Matthew?
Him: The Magic Midget.
Me: Ummm WHO???
Him: You know her. The Magic Midget.
Me: Hmmm ok....what is she doing?
Him: She is using her water power.

I have absolutely no idea what all that meant though. When I asked him the next day he did not remember the conversation.

[Sharon Kay]

Originally Posted by jessica31876

OK a conversation with my husband when we were in the hospital:

Him: (looking at the clock) You see that long hand on the clock?
Me: Yes...why?
Him: When it goes around one time it is one minute.
Me: You're kidding right?
Him: No...I counted. It is sixty seconds each time it goes around one time.
Me: (trying REALLY HARD not to laugh at him) Ummm you think that might be why it is called a SECOND HAND?? LOL
Him: Oh yea I guess that makes sense.

Ok ... you were in the hospital ... becauseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Dementia? JK

It scares me sometimes when dh comes up with something like this ... and I start thinking that I trust this man to make a living and support us ... how???